VIVA MEXICO! That's right my fellow devoted readers I'm soon hopping on a jet plane to MEXICO! Well not quite I'm going to Arizona for two days then a sketchy bus service to San Carlos, Mexico. A place none of you have ever heard of, a place I'VE never heard of. But lets hope that a week on the beach is all I need to relax myself. With the impending war there may be difficulties being located in a foreign nation during the war...that combined with my penchant to get into trouble could very well add up too badness. So if you get a call from me asking you to wire me money to get out of a Mexican jail, or if you're one of my friends from the Southwest to come down and physically get me out, then have a heart. Have a great spring break everyone and I'll see you back in 10 days where I'm sure I'll have lots of stories to share.
Adam "Skippy" Conner
"Gone Fishing."
-Written on the door of HOVA #224
Yes I have been slacking on the quotes page and I’m sorry. I won’t let I happen again. That said lets move out to the quotes, including the greatest quote ever (drumroll) and mad quotes from my weekend with the Capital District Circle K.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
In the grand tradition of so much that we hold here at the “Quotes of the Day” page, there are so many moments to treasure. But every once in a while there dawns a day with a quote so amazing, so groundbreaking, that we have to pause in awe of it. What follows is such a quote, one that pushes the bounds of greatness and sets the bar so much higher for all who follow. In response to an away message editor-in-chief Adam Conner left the following away message. “Bad day…grumpy…here’s your cue to leave words of encouragement.” The following response was waiting for him upon his return home.
“Adam Conner is the greatest person who ever lived. He is an intellectually stimulating woman magnet who highlights any party or social gathering with his hilarious wit and satiricial quips. Adam Conner should be praised for contributing to the world so much more than the average human being. A genius in his own right, it is safe to say that Adam will someday be making millions doing whatever he wants, be it speechwriting, running the country, or copycatting one of the world's other great minds, Aaron Sorkin. Thank you Adam for adding light to all of our lives, and not just any light. Yours is not some weak 20 watt bulb of light that shines on us all. You're fluorescent baby.”
Ladies and Gentlemen the “Quotes of the Day” page is proud to recognize ERICA FINKLE for outstanding achievement in the field of quote excellence. As her reward for cheering Mr. Conner up on a such a crappy day she will be treated to a dinner out or something equivalent. (And you thought I was kidding when I said that Erica). Now the bar has been set high, good luck in all of you for clearing it. Who knows there could be other awards in the near future.
Erica: “listen "mr. i'm so important".... let's not be insulting the cute ass picuters of me, alright.... i can take a little sarcasm, i understand the anger at no longer being cool enough to be in my profile.... but there's no reason to insult the pictures.... lets not mess w/ erica's superficiality, it's one of the only things she's got left.... that and speaking in the third person.”
-Erica Finkle after a snide comment I made about her removing the link to this page from her AIM profile
“YOU LOSE!”
-Julia Kramer on our phrase of the day at District Convention
“Can’t you go anywhere without making an ass of yourself?”
-Caitlin Harvey on why she pretends not to know me in public
“I hereby propose a motion to create an award in honor of Julia’s boobs. The award is to be entitled the ‘Julia Helen Kramer Boobylicious Award’ and to be given to the one who best exemplifies the qualities set forth by the aforementioned boobs. The award recipient will be selected by a committee to be established at a later date and based on criterion hereon unspecified but to be determined by said committee. All in favor?”
-Adam Conner proposing a revolutionary award in the tradition of the greatest of all awards, “The Southwest District Key Club Adam D. Conner Badass of the Year Award.” BOO-YAH!
Jen: “I’m Jen from the Bronx! I learned to dance in Philly and am like a white J-Lo! I want an award too!”
Adam: “OK but its going to involve the word ‘bootylicious.’”
-Jen describing her characteristics worthy of an award
“I hereby introduce a motion to prompt discussion and decision on the next motion to be introduced.”
“I fucking hate parliamentary procedure.”
“You’re out of line!”
-Resolution during CDCKISS meeting (know what initials mean?
“Don’t listen to Adam! He’s a democrat! Don’t let his liberal views corrupt you!”
-Amy warning the VA Tech kids on why I’m the kind of kid your moms warned you about
Conservatives: “We’re conservatives.”
Adam: “Want me to kick some homeless people or take money away from poor single mothers so I can fit in?”
-Adam with some classic liberal wit
