"America is a supporter of democracy. That was real profound there George."
-Ryan McGlone's quip during the Bush press conference last night. Quick note, Helen Thomas is really pissed she got snubbed by Bush last night, calling Bush "The worst president in American history." Sweet.
"there's nothin like goin commando and then realizing that your jammies have a strategically placed hole, whoops"
-Ed Stautberg on something thats just damn funny
Chris: "When we go to Mexico for Spring Break I'm joining a drug cartel and coming back a kingpin!"
Adam: "Chris you do realize that they, you know, glamourize the drug kingpin business on TV? It's not actually like the TV show "Kingpin."
-Chris Miller and Adam Conner on drug kingpin disillusions
Yoni: "Hey I heard the frat party you were at got busted by MPD and UPD."
Adam: "Yeah but we made it out ok."
Yoni: "Did you stick around to see what happened."
(pause)
(Adam and Chris look at each other)
Adam: "No why in God's name would we do that? They were BUSTING the party."
Yoni: "Well sometimes they're cool and let you watch."
Chris: "Yeah and the rest of the time they throw your ass handcuffed into the back of a cop car."
Yoni:"I'm just saying it could be fun to watch."
Chris: "What the fuck is wrong with you? You stay your ass there and watch, we'll be running our asses away and not going to jail."
-Chris and Adam debunking Yoni's genuis theory about what to do when cops are busting up parties. DON'T TAKE THAT ADVICE!
Wow. I have gotten a whole lot of static for not updating the "Quotes of the Day" page in a while. It wasn't that I was too busy or anything, its just that, well quotes have been harder to come by as of late. I mean maybe we've been spoiled by the proliferation of quotes as of late and its time that we understand it can't always be bullish when it comes to quotes, sometimes the bear rears it ugly head. But we hunker down, get a little wittier, and make the best of it. Consider this your rallying speech troops, I'm Knute Fucking Rockney! Now get in the game!
Coach Adam “Skippy” Conner
"Adam im dddddddddddddddddddddddrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-Kelly Shea drunk iming
Chris: "Man I owned your quotes page last night!"
Adam: "You did?"
Chris: "Damn straight I was so fucking quoteable last night."
Adam: "Chris I hate to break this to you but 'I'm so drunk!' and 'I'm so fucking wasted' really aren't all that original."
Chris: "Fuck."
-Chris Miller being broken the awful truth by Adam Conner about his drunken dialouge
"I am a tool. Jodi and Lorena are the hottest girls at GW I want them so bad. Alas, they are too cool for me and I will never successfuly lure them into my pants."
-Jodi Barrett and Lorena Seitz having changed Adam's away message from "at the library" to the above
"oh god so i went to starbucks and order a mocha and one of those doubleshots only the lady was a little less then up on her english compreshension and i ended up drinking my double shot and then my mocha...and realizing she had put 3 shots of expresso in the mocha meaning i ingested 5 shots of expresso i a very short amount of time and now im FUCKING WIRED."
-Adam Conner on how to get fucked up very fast
some woman: "so why are you out running in the cold in shorts in front of the white house?"
Adam: "I accidently ingested 5 shots of expresso and am a little wired and am on this run to burn off the energy."
some woman: "oh...well im a little messed up on 5 shots of something else...but shhhh....don't tell the Secret Service."
-Drunk woman and Adam conversing in front of the White House with the Secret Service
Eric: "i just finished my community service today"
Eric: "it was funny because i was doing it at a Christian-run homeless shelter and before i left, the manager, who i had never talked to while I was there basically tried to convert me or something..."
Eric: "it was focked up"
Eric: "He’s not a very good Christian though, especially because half the time he was making fun of Buddhists, and Hindus"
Eric: "oh he indirectly threatened me of eternal damnation"
-Eric Tegtmeier on...well I don't really know what it is
