Quotes of the Day
"...you're fucking awesome..."
-Elizabeth Steinfield in a quote about Adam Conner taken completely and wholely out of context. But it's gramattically correct
Stiffler: "I AM GOING TO RAPE YOUR QUARTERBACK!"
Adam: "What's the penalty for raping a quarterback?"
Stiffler: "15 yard penalty and possession of the ball."
-Stiffler and Adam while Stiffler was losing to Matt Miller in Madden for PS2
"...why aren't I on Adam's quote page??"
-Kate's away message on Friday Night
"So I only let the phone ring three times and then I hang open, no matter is she answers or not. Then she sees that she missed my call and has to call me back, which means the balls in my court! I'm in control! I have all the power and dictate from there."
-Matt Maez on how to gain the upper hand with his hookup buddy Pixely (not the brightest)
Lorena: "I've been naked with gymnasts."
Adam: "Boys or Girls?"
Lorena: "Both."
-Lorena Seitz and Adam Conner on the fit and toned bodies of gymnasts
"Yoni hates boobs."
-Seen written on a whiteboard on the second floor of HOVA
"That TV show Fastlane on Fox...yeah...it's like that show V.I.P....only less direct. It's more like an hour long drive-by."
-Overheard by some Ph.D. I intern with
"All we can do is prevent those people from working by taking their jobs."
-Matt Miller on stupid people
"I think GW is a lot more fun than a prison."
-Matt Miller's response to Adam Conner's pondering of a life of crime
Jodi: "Naps are great."
Adam: "I don't know where i would be without them."
Jodi: "Probably sad and tired and lost somewhere."
-Jodi Barrett and Adam Conner on the benefits of napping
"I forgot how much I missed the ghetto."
-Lucrece Borrego on missing New Mexico
"It was my first time to an Indian Casino. And it was suprisingly white-trashy."
-Kelly Shea on her visit to a California Native American gambling establishment
"Don’t be upset over a girl for longer then you were happy about it…because if you are you must be crazy."
-Mike Delesio quoting a friend on love
"Skip, you aren't really bitter, but you maintain a slight and valid bitterness in the "i'm going to use this to the advantage of my brutal sarcasm, but i'm not going to let it get me down" way."
-Lucrece Borrego on my bitterness towards life
"I can make a grill. Just bring me two sticks, some wire, and a leatherman!"
-Danny Kratzer and his directions for keeping us fed while on a camping trip with meat but no grill
Adam: "I almost died this weekend"
Liz: "Oh my god, what happened?"
Adam: "A slushie machine exploded."
-Adam Conner and Elizabeth Steinfield on my near death encounter with a slushie machine
"Chicks dig resources! Natural fucking selection! Charles Fucking Darwin! Origin of fucking species!"
-Kyle F. on why rich men get women
"Maxim (magazine) makes sex seem so complicated."
-Dan Getman on a six-page Maxim magazine article on pleasing one's partner
"Whenever you're trying to pick-up quasi-intellectuals at dinner parties, use this word I made up. Problemize. That's right kids you can't get tenure unless you make up words!"
-Professor Loge my professor for my Political Rhetoric in Political Communication class on our first day
"They're all fuck-tards!"
-Chris Miller on the Democratic Presidential Candidates
"Yeah Adam Conner is a white name. Heck I didn't know you were asian till I looked through the peep-hole."
-Russ Tanguay on Adam's ethnicity.
Adam: "You know how amused I am by shiny things."
Liz: "So I should've gotten you a disco-ball for Christmas?"
Adam: "Naw that's too much. Really I would've been fine with a ball of foil. Cause then when I got bored of the shininess I could've just bit it."
-Adam Conner and Elizabeth Steinfield on how to amuse oneself in Dallas, TX.
"That's G to the Hetto!"
-Dan Getman on an elevator he was forced to take to the apartment of his lesbian english teacher
"It makes sense that people with white names are more likely to get ahead. That's just how society is. They're more likely to hire a Jones then Chiquita Laquanda Banana."
-Russ Tanguay on white names
"Yeah so I got my haircut and it's still longer then Hillary Clinton's."
-Matt Miller on visiting his stylist over break
"So there's my good friend Adam. And he's like the living embodiment of Murphy's Law."
-Liz on explaining me to her parents
