Adam: "Chicks dig accents. I can't imagine how it drives the girls crazy where he lives (England)."
Lorena: "Adam?"
Adam: "Yes?"
Lorena: "HE DOESN'T HAVE AN ACCENT IN ENGLAND!"
-Adam Conner and Lorena Seitz on the girl getting power of accents and how that is negated in a native land
Adam: "You know some people have an asian fetish."
Lorena: "Who?"
Adam: "I'm just going off what I've been told...and I hold faith that they exist."
-Adam Conner and Lorena Seitz on the sex appeal of asian folks
"I endorse good karma."
-My Political Rhetoric Professor
"Jodi Foster was fat and ugly at the time and was seen sucking face on the street...and it was just kind of gross."
-Political Rhetoric Professor on Jodi Foster in the 1980's
"I remember back in the day when there were REAL PROTESTS. I'm talking freshman year IMF protests in 99...or was it 2000? That was where it was at, that was the real thing."
-Political Rhetoric Junior recalling the glory days of GW protests
"I'm building a JO Fortress."
-Kyle Fielding's response to the idea of JO Cubicles
"You put your left hand down your pants so your right hand is free to shake hands, make phone calls, JO, or whatever."
-Ryan Kilpatrick on the placement of his hands in his pants
Lorena: "Fuck you Chris! Shut the fuck up and back the fuck off!"
Chris: "Wanna a piece of me?"
Lorena: "Wanna fuck?!?!"
Chris: "...OK."
Lorena: "Shit I meant wanna fight!"
-Chris Miller and Lorena Seitz during a verbal battle while watching the State of the Union
Adam: "I am the single greatest human being ever!"
Travis: "Yeah you kind of are."
Adam: "Say it!"
Travis: "Say what?"
Adam: "Say it dammit!"
Travis: "Sigh...You are the single greatest human being ever."
Adam: "Damn straight I am! Don't you ever forget it!"
-Adam Conner and Travis Zander on why I am the single greatest human being ever following an act so badass that I can't take the time to fully describe it or do it justice
Adam: "I'm all right."
Golritz: "You best be all right. You deserve the world."
-Adam Conner and Princess Golriz "2" Amid (she made me put in the Princess and the "2")
Russ: "There will be a Russell Edward Tanguay, Junior the Third!"
Adam: "A Junior the Third eh? You must really not like the kid already."
-Adam Conner and Russell Tanguay on the name of Russell's future son
Adam: "Did you see John McCain last night during the State of the Union? He looked like he had something growing on the side of his damn face."
Mike: "Adam he has melanoma. He did have something growing on the side of his face and it's called CANCER."
Adam: "Oh...that makes what I said earlier look kind of insensetive doesn't it?"
Mike: "Just a little."
-Adam Conner and Mike Richmond demostrating Adam's capacity for being an insensetive asshole
Adam's IM: Ho
Adam's IM: la
Lucrece's IM: Hi Skippy this is Audrey (Lucrece's mom), Lucrece isn't here right now. But I'll let her know you IMed her in such a clever way that involved calling her a "Ho" and then followed by "la" so it looks like you meant to say "Hola."
-Adam Conner and Audrey Arhuleta (Lucrece's mom) in an akward IM conversation which proves you should always make sure you know who you're IMing
